IT alkoholová klasifikace:

0.1 l - demo
0.25 l - trial version
0.5 l - personal edition
0.7 l - professional edition
1.0 l - network edition
1.75 l - enterprise
3 l - for small business
5 l - corporate edition
láhev doma vypálená - home edition
panák na rozloučenou - service pack
ranní panák - recovery tool
pivo - patch
coca-cola, fanta, 7-up - malware/trojan viruses