Zdroják Windows (98?) asi znáte.

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

static char make_prog_look_big[8000000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_unusable_swapfile_in_megabytes(100);
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_ext2_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_linux();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())
{
blue_screen_of_death(random_err());
crash(to_dos_prompt);
}
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(50);
get_user_input();
sleep(50);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(100);

for (int i = 1; i <= get_time(); i++)
blue_screen_of_death(random_err());
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}